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The atmosphere is studiously mature, enlightened, emotionally correct. They are oases of gravitas in a world obsessed with empty, prurient porn.It is surely no coincidence that SSL owns the Scholl footwear brand as well as Durex. Like orthopaedic shoes, sex toys should be seen as serving a prosaic, physical function. They ease our souls by tending to our bodily needs – and the older we get, the more we need them. Go into any modern, female-friendly sex shop and you will find it almost entirely populated by couples, blushing conspiratorially over the dildo displays.Usually there will be a serious-looking lesbian on hand to distribute soothing cups of tea and explain, on request, how to locate the G-spot. It is the seed of discontent in many an otherwise happy marriage: this nagging feeling that someone, somewhere, is having a better orgasm.Satisfaction might be easier to achieve if we were more honest and matter of fact about human biology.

The chief purpose of sex toys is to correct one of nature’s many injustices against women: namely, the fact that sexual intercourse is less satisfying for us than it is for men. This is all the more important in long-term relationships: while the singleton can go bouncing from one man to another, vainly hoping that the next one will have the magic touch, the married woman must make the best of what she has. If her husband is properly educated and equipped, she will find it much easier to accept her lot – and he in turn, seeing that she is satisfied, may be less likely to stray.Far from being the enemy of family values, sex toys could be one of the few genuinely useful weapons in the monogamist’s armoury. The holy grail of satisfaction keeps a generation of singletons restlessly wandering the land, searching for “the one” with whom ecstasy will be both instant and everlasting. We have, as a society, heartily embraced sexual freedom in all other respects.